Members

Here is a complete list of our members with a short description. IF you are NOT part of this list OR want something changed, PLEASE comment on this page or contact me!!!

You can find most of these members by looking at our steam group, shown below (click for more information):

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Meta (Shawn):
Nobody has ever heard of this guy. He’s first on the list because we needed everyone to know that River’s #1 if you start counting with 0. In reality, he’s always #2. However, he’s never #2 to Shawn. Whoever Shawn is, he’s probably gay. I mean, a strange majority of the people here, as well as in Europe, are.

Drakeor (River):
There was once a person who decided to eliminate the competition. In the process, he found out his greatest love in life was a massive 20′ dragon carcass. In the end he made a dragon soup and used the rest of the dragon for illicit purposes. If he’s alive you can contact him at drakeor (at) apakoh (dot) com.

Valdyr (Davis):
Have you ever thought about a career in bee herding? No? Neither did Davis. Not that its very important, but Davis’ ambition is to rule the underworld. He consequently found out that hot dogs are not covered in the Geneva Convention. If you ever wondered what its like to have a ground up piece of meat-stuff used as a weapon, ask him. Davis also has a girlfriend. She weighs 693 pounds and eats all his hot dogs. She really likes it when Davis tickles her ugly face. Contact him on teamspeak 3 or on his viking ship.

Deltahalo (James):
The normal guy of the group and possibly your worst enemy if you get on his bad side. Oh, he also gets the chicks. Yeah…the chicks. He’s also a black guy from time to time, sort of like Michael Jackson. Contact him on teamspeak 3.

PeterMD (Peter):
F*cking crazy-a*s russian who lives in canada. The guy you’d love and hate at the same time. He often disappears about one second after his mom says a single word.Contact him on teamspeak 3, or just ask his mom.

Domingo Diego (Eric):
A random person who has a sadastic mindset. He’d probably school you in volleyball. He likes to fry, cook, and sautee small cats. He’ll make you suffer. Contact him at lurous.com

Blacklaser (Kial):
Imagine this: there’s a guy standing in front of you holding a gun. He’s really crazy looking. Now imagine this: you are holding a card chuck full of saucy love poems. The only way through the man with the gun is to make him fall in love with you. That’s how Kial felt when he first met The Establishment. If you cannot understand that last sentence, its because its not meant for human consumption. In the end, all that’s left is the fact that Kial takes pleasure in ban rampages. Of course, that means that he’s a great guy at night. Ban hammers are his specialty. Oh, he loves to drink virgin blood and make happy people unhappy. He also draws porn mansions full of maids or something.

Graveeking (Gravee):
Gay, what else is there to say?

Timber (Timber):
He’s sorta that gay uncle you wish it was legal to run over with your 4×4.

Cage (Foxtwo):
A professional advocate for the AK-47. Just in case they needed it. Oh yeah, and he has a really loud mic that drowns out everyone else. But that’s alright, because he’s saucy (??)

Kiwiee (Kiwiee):
Another British guy who decides it would be..you know what, fuck it. Kiwiee prefers an entree of freshly grown dick up his backend. OOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOL

Mikkel (Mikkel):
A crazy nazi child who recently decided it would be best to institute his new country, dubbed “MikkelVille” in which they worshipped “Das Boot” with ze german accent. He also like to drink butter out of his boots. Yeah, i don’t get it either.

JustynTheWolf (Justyn):
Justyn immigrated to the United states when his hometown of “The North Pole” was taken over by some fat faggot with a white beard and reindeer. He spends his days in his workshop constructing thermo-nuclear warplanes that drop bad houses into pleasant, well-developed rural neighborhoods.

Iureka The Dragon (Iureka):
Iureka is a furry scalie shapeshifter who lives in mexico which automatically means he’s lazy and has a natural urge to jump the american border. After the 5,245th time, he made it to New York city and is now the happy manager of an extremely successful rainbow bar. No, he’s not gay. He’ll talk you softly to death and we’ll laugh.

Blaidd (Blaidd):
Blaidd escaped from the clitoris of Evil Dr. Evil, the Doctor of Evil. He was trust enough to have a trying after his roommate underwent a permanent pillowry. He now spends his time as an undercover officer for the NYPD placing minorities behind bars for just being minorities.

(There are a lot more members to be added! I just never got around to adding them)