Author Archives: Myrkrvaldyr
BOOM!
If you have TNT, do NOT let it fall in to Valdyr’s hands. If you do, this may happen… Love, Valdyr
[Classica] Local man caught growing illegal watermelons in basement
A local man, by the name of PeterMD, was recently found to have a large supply of illegally smuggled Mexican watermelons growing in his basement. These Watermelons, known as Drugmelons, are known to contain an unusually high amount of THC … Continue reading
A Letter from the desk of Peter
i recently found Peter typing this on his typewriter. i think he needs some therapy and/or counseling.
sometimes
sometimes i rape people while chanting patriotic songs sometimes i drive backwards through school hallways running over children while getting a haircut sometimes…
Oh, Good Morning! Run.
Below, you will see one of the very rare animals that you find in a fast food restaurant. Smile! He loves it when you smile. In fact, he will dominate you faster. He’s actually quite friendly, but he hates it … Continue reading